Good Lord, the last few posts have been *so* serious. And you know the cure for that? That's right: drummer jokes! (Yes, I'm a recovering (bad) drummer.) So without further ado, some drummer jokes to start your week.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What do you call a drummer who broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How do roadies know when the stage is level?
A: The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth.
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
A: Neither did I.
Q: How can you tell when there's a bad drummer at your door?
A: The knock speeds up.
:c)
(That's right - Mike Nesmith of The Monkees wrote "Different Drum!" He was/is a seriously underrated songwriter...)
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